schtickyfriend:

fartcup:

tip: When you’re at an airport, add “?.jpg” at the end of any URL to bypass the expensive WiFi and access the Internet for free.

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vinebox:

When your whole crew’s outfits are on point

ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

Alfonso Ribeiro recalls his crazy fan experience 

asian:

Perks of Dating Me:

  • I don’t go anywhere, so we can always hangout
  • I’m too ugly to cheat on you
  • Sometimes i’m funny
  • I live near a pizza restaurant

vinebox:

Watching Pokémon on Saturday mornings as a kid

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’